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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 19:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you've been waiting a long time for me to write a new post, so let me get right to it. In honor of Mother's Day, I thought I'd give moms everywhere what they've been hoping for all year--unsolicited advice from a complete stranger.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=754&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Note to self</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 00:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>My daughter the whore&#8211;part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year, I'm not just going to walk into a costume store and just pick anything categorized as "girl" to suit our whore needs. No sir. Too easy. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=657&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Toxic waste, terrorism and other distasters worth celebrating</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/10/03/toxic-waste-terrorism-and-other-distasters-worth-celebrating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 14:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rarely do we put a spotlight on moments we should be ashamed of. Maybe it's about time we did.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=717&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>More idiots, please</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/09/25/more-idiots-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 18:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I had one wish it would be for credible media to jump on the FOX news bandwagon, stop fact checking and just give us what we want--a major train wreck.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=707&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The rub</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/09/11/the-rub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 19:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote this a few months ago when I was feeling like shit. And for some reason, I was too proud to post it.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=670&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A new era</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/08/28/a-new-era/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All-in-all, our current lame-ass, boring life is a nice change from other times in our lives of late.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=680&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My little piece of paradise</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/my-little-piece-of-paradise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 15:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who needs surf, sand and sun when you can have it all and get credit for working too? Genius.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=622&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tips for reading my mind</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/04/17/tips-for-reading-my-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 20:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After 37 years of life on this earth, it occurred to me that others may not get what I&#8217;m thinking. I spend a lot of time in my head and I&#8217;m always surprised to learn that you all aren&#8217;t in there with me.  Seriously, you seem so real&#8230; Here&#8217;s a handy guide on how to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=643&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Friends, fans or foes?</title>
		<link>http://mothershaffer.wordpress.com/2010/03/22/friends-fans-or-foes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 01:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don't you think Facebook needs more options than "friend"?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mothershaffer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6058278&amp;post=631&amp;subd=mothershaffer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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