OK, I know I am a terrible, terrible person for not posting more often, but you must know that as is the case with all terrible people, I am also a very important person. And the responsibility that comes with being important means that I can’t possibly be expected to produce an endless amount of material for you to read whenever you want without a great deal of whining and complaining first.
I do think about all of you often–my forever faithful–and I feel your withdrawal symptoms as if they were my own. But apparently, I don’t care enough to actually write more posts, so your just going to have to stop judging me and get used to it.
It’s nothing personal. I’m just such a big VIP now, that I run a little behind now and then.
Yeah, that’s right. I said VIP. As in: Very Incompetent Plagiarizer.
Sadly, I have to write my own shit.
And it kind of sucks sometimes, because it takes time. To think and to write. It takes a lot of freakin time. PLUS I do other stuff other than write. My days are an endless barrage of to-dos. Obligations. Affairs. People to piss off. Family to let down. It never ends.
So, you can see being a VIP is tough. I can’t just spit out new posts every day. I need time. Space. Peace.
And that’s never going to happen. So here we are. An endless supply of sporadic posts in our future.
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